A. Cursing because the stock market goes in opposite direction.
B. Panic about where to dine tonight.
C. Just finished jerking off to a porn site.

I was “enjoying” my coffee...

 ***It's needless to live in quilt if life is a mystery.

But, with one small step, somehow we can change the lives of the others and our own.

(Photo by Kelvin Carter. As written in a chain mail, it is a“Pulitzer Prize” winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan famine. The child was crawling towards the United Nations food camp a kilometre away.

The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat it. The picture shocked the whole world. Three months later, the photographer committed suicide due to depression.)

We all have multiple choices...

A friend took me to palm reading for fun in Temple Street. Yes, the haven for senior prostitutes, fake stuff, mices and bugs. And the palm reader told me how to attain this happy life of mine.  That is, according to her, "Gain 20 pounds". And, "Get long hair".

Wow!

That's too insightful.

She gave me a lecture, "You are too strong. Men won't like you. The meaning of a happy life (for a woman) is to have a man who's rich, and give you all the luxuries you want. And he loves you so much."

HK girls looked and talked like a modernised, westernised woman on the outside. But in their bones, they still look for a "marry up" fortune, a meal ticket (Girls have the consent to keep it a secret from men. But I think men know or believe they know, but just silently accept that).

Look at the Asian or Chinese girls who try to hook up not-so-cute gweilos, or vice versa (I'm not trying to be harsh, but some of these qweilos wasn't so popular in their own country). If people blamed these gweilos for exploiting Asian or Chinese girls like a king, I think somehow those girls make themselves into these "products" (Plastic surgeries, small-size bras that squeezes any possible flesh together, etc.) I'm not saying these girls are wrong.  They know what they want. (Besides, most women don't want to be a career woman.)

After all, it's demand and supply.

I asked the palm reader, "WHY 20 pounds?"

Her assumptions were, men like girls with long hair (That's why you can see it in almost all HK girl - same style, same madeup, and pursuing that sick standard figure. That makes them look "lovely" and unoffensive to HK men). And, being a bit plump will look wealthier, since most "Tai Tai" of rich husbands look that way.

She continued, "Listen to me, don't waste yourself ! You can have some man who take care of you for the rest of your life."  "It's up to you to choose between career (which means "nothing" for her) and a rich husband."

So I asked the palm reader, "How much is it?"    "HK$150."

I choose to pay and leave.

I'm glad that "Wee Wee" is liked by many.

Perhaps it's the typical average HK bloke that you can identfy with. Or, you find it in your boyfriend.

If you haven't been to the Wee Wee website, I can give you a brief idea in English here (I'm sorry, still working with the English version of the website, maybe you want to give a hand).

Wee Wee excels in his typical male flaws and irrationalities shared by many (if not all) average HK man. He is uneducated coward with his hairline residing, untidy, horny, angry, loud but ignorant, likes TV remote control, speaks MSN or xbox 360 language and can't diferentiate real life from online games.

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Shakespears said,"To be or not to be". For a vegetating being like Wee Wee, life is a far more philosophical quest:

"To Wee or Not to Wee?"

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This is the fundamental question.

And the name "Wee Wee" came from this dilemma in life.

There's a saying:

At the age of 2, the greatest success is not to wee in pants.

At 20 : ♀ (woman)

At 25 : $ +♀

At 35 : $ $ + ♀ ♀

At 50 : $ $ $ + ♀ ♀ ♀ (varied according to health condition)

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And at 80 : Not to wee in pants

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Sometimes, it's funny seeing how HK-style blokes choose to live their lives.

Well, allow me to do a little promotion here, go to: http://weewee.linatheidiot.com and check him out. You will like him.

Somehow it's hard to understand the war between women. But that's what I see in many girls, even men, they want others (even their good friends) to appear "ugly" to make themselves feel good. I don't think it's all about the competition in the market. It's about them.

And what's more interesting is, HK girls do believe in spells or magic. They do believe that all of a sudden, for paying some $30,000 to a sweat-free trimming programme, they will become like a model. Or, for some mysterious reasons, they will marry a rich man to feed them for the rest of their life. And it looks like the mass culture celebrates this shallowness.

HK Girls are never happy. So apart from this Wee Wee story I've done for HK men, I am really interested in creating another story for HK-style girls. My picture of an average HK girls is someone with these shallow-brained wishes wrapped in a sugar coat of a sophisticated outlook and way of talking.

At what age can girls learn to be responsible for their lives?  Or, stop trying to be someone else and love themselves as who they are?

But I'm sure they will criticise a girl who asks these questions as being "cold", like, "Of course you can say so, you are pretty and gorgeous (or, you already had a rich boyfriend, etc)."

They have no idea, being a gorgeous woman is sometimes not as easy as they think. Perhaps, both of them cannot see the perpectives of each other. Everyone have his/her cross to bear. Why can't we be happy with ourselves?