5 posts tagged “hong kong”

I'm glad that "Wee Wee" is liked by many.

Perhaps it's the typical average HK bloke that you can identfy with. Or, you find it in your boyfriend.

If you haven't been to the Wee Wee website, I can give you a brief idea in English here (I'm sorry, still working with the English version of the website, maybe you want to give a hand).

Wee Wee excels in his typical male flaws and irrationalities shared by many (if not all) average HK man. He is uneducated coward with his hairline residing, untidy, horny, angry, loud but ignorant, likes TV remote control, speaks MSN or xbox 360 language and can't diferentiate real life from online games.

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Shakespears said,"To be or not to be". For a vegetating being like Wee Wee, life is a far more philosophical quest:

"To Wee or Not to Wee?"

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This is the fundamental question.

And the name "Wee Wee" came from this dilemma in life.

There's a saying:

At the age of 2, the greatest success is not to wee in pants.

At 20 : ♀ (woman)

At 25 : $ +♀

At 35 : $ $ + ♀ ♀

At 50 : $ $ $ + ♀ ♀ ♀ (varied according to health condition)

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And at 80 : Not to wee in pants

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Sometimes, it's funny seeing how HK-style blokes choose to live their lives.

Well, allow me to do a little promotion here, go to: http://weewee.linatheidiot.com and check him out. You will like him.

3 HK girls, at their late 20s and early 30s, shopped together in Causeway Bay. As they passed by SOGO, an old woman dropped her wallet but were too clumsy to pick it up. As one girl bent over to fetch for it, she was face to face with this old woman, weary and ugly, with one blind eye inlaid with a huge sapphire, and her teeth were sapphires too.

The girl was stunned when the other 2 girls ran over to check on her. The old woman, grinning mysteriously, spoke in a low ark voice, "Are you scared? I am the old witch of the lost land who lived here 500 years just to wait for a big heart like you. I can grant each of you a wish. But I need to keep one thing from each of you to work on the spells. What do you girls want most?"

First girl said, without thinking, "I want to become a gorgeous girl, slim and pretty", pointing at supermodel in the slimming advertisement right across the street. "No problem. Your wish will come true in one week." The second girl said, "I want a rich husband like Richard Lee." The third girl was excited, "I want to be a pretty, slim girl too!" The old woman said, "no no, I can't repeat my spells, it wouldn't work after someone used it. Think of something else."

With all she wished being used up by the other 2 girls, the third girl thought for a while, and whispered in the ear of the old woman, "I want you to take away what they just wished and make all other girls ugly, accept me." The old woman grinned again, "That's a bit complicated, but fine."

So it was done, the old woman took away a BV bag, a mobile phone, and a LV wallet. In return, she slipped them a folded note, "Here's the spell. Don't open it until the sun goes down."

After a while, they checked out the note. It said, "how old are you to believe in witches?"

Somehow it's hard to understand the war between women. But that's what I see in many girls, even men, they want others (even their good friends) to appear "ugly" to make themselves feel good. I don't think it's all about the competition in the market. It's about them.

And what's more interesting is, HK girls do believe in spells or magic. They do believe that all of a sudden, for paying some $30,000 to a sweat-free trimming programme, they will become like a model. Or, for some mysterious reasons, they will marry a rich man to feed them for the rest of their life. And it looks like the mass culture celebrates this shallowness.

HK Girls are never happy. So apart from this Wee Wee story I've done for HK men, I am really interested in creating another story for HK-style girls. My picture of an average HK girls is someone with these shallow-brained wishes wrapped in a sugar coat of a sophisticated outlook and way of talking.

At what age can girls learn to be responsible for their lives?  Or, stop trying to be someone else and love themselves as who they are?

But I'm sure they will criticise a girl who asks these questions as being "cold", like, "Of course you can say so, you are pretty and gorgeous (or, you already had a rich boyfriend, etc)."

They have no idea, being a gorgeous woman is sometimes not as easy as they think. Perhaps, both of them cannot see the perpectives of each other. Everyone have his/her cross to bear. Why can't we be happy with ourselves?